Hello Stranger Things fans! Welcome to the Upside Down...i.e. the post where we attempt to find out what's going to happen in Stranger Things Season 2...
...VIA A STRANGER THINGS OUIJA BOARD!!!
YES, Hasbro just released this really cool Stranger Things-themed Ouija board. And, YES, we decided to risk our lives by asking it questions about Season 2.
The game comes with a board that looks like Joyce's painted wall alphabet (which, when you think about it, is BASICALLY a Ouija board itself!), and some very Stranger Things-themed instructions like:
* Never use the Ouija board if you don't believe in the Upside Down!
* Never use the Ouija board near Hawkins National Laboratory!
* Never use the Ouija board alone — have your best buddies around!
For a little background, Crystal had only played with a Oujia board once, Norberto said he doesn't fuck with the Ouija board (he's Catholic!), and Allie was a mixture of "okay" and "terrified" about the whole thing.
We first asked if there was a spirit in the room with us...and, surprisingly, we got a "YES!"
And we sweeeaaaar none of us was pushing the planchette.
Then we decided to get right into our Stranger Things Season 2 questions:
"Will there be justice for Barb?"
The answer: NO.
Crystal was sad about this news, but Norberto was pretty glad about that answer.
"Will Nancy end up with Steve or Jonathan?"
The answer: J.
A kind of cryptic response from the spirit, but clearly this means Jonathan. Right?
"Will Mike and Eleven end up back together?"
The answer: Yes!
We were all very happy about this response.
"Will Joyce and Hopper end up hooking up?"
The answer: No.
Ugh. Although, Allie decided that this "no" was JUST for this season.
"Are any of the main characters gonna die?"
The answer: Yes.
Norberto wasn't too surprised by this answer, he figured, "Well, yeah, SOMEONE'S gotta die."
"Will you give us the first letter of the name of the character who will die this season?"
The answer: No.
We appreciated the fact that this spirit didn't want to give away any (major) spoilers, TBH.
After getting our answers (and realizing we weren't gonna get any more spoilers out of the spirit), we decided to finally wrap things up with the Oujia board.
This was a successful, Demogorgon-free, trip to the Upside Down!
