17 Harsh Realities That Will Make People Over 32 Say "I Need To Sit Down"
Settle into yer rockin' chair. It's gonna get rough.
There are people in their thirties who have been on Twitter since they were teenagers.
And there are also adults who've been on Facebook since they were in middle school.
This year, 2017, is as close to 1990 as 1990 is to 1963.
The class of 2000 graduated in a time closer to fidget spinners than E.T. phoning home.
The "Ooga Chacka" baby would be old enough to buy booze now.
The original Super Mario Bros. (1985) video game was released closer to mass polio vaccination (1954) than to today.
Kids born after 9/11 will be driving this year.
Your favorite high school anthem, "Bye, Bye, Bye," is now 17 years old.
And if you are at least 32 years old, then you were born closer to the end of the Vietnam War than the release of the Backstreet Boys' first album.
Stacey Dash (Dionne) is now older than Twink Caplan (Ms. Geist) was in Clueless.
Teens today have no idea what the phrase "I see dead people" means.
Soleil Moon Frye has TWO children who are older than she was when she first played Punky Brewster.
There are people who voted in the last election who weren't even alive when Bill Clinton was impeached.
John Hughes directed his last film 26 years ago.
Speaking of Curly Sue, this is what she looks like now:
And finally, Frances Bean Cobain is now older than Kurt Cobain was when Nirvana's first album was released.
Take a trip down memory lane that’ll make you feel nostalgia AF