1. A pair of plates with built-in slots to hold your stemware, so you don't have to worry about losing your champagne glass at the next function.
2. A two-tiered shelf organizer that doesn't cut any corners in the looks department.
3. A self-watering hanging planter for both indoor and outdoor use. I'm telling you: You can't mess it up this time — not with this planter.
4. A ceramic self-draining soap dish to maximize the lifespan of your precious bar soap.
5. A humidifier that requires no electricity — just fill it up with water, plop it on top of your radiator, and voila: air-improving vapor.
6. An acrylic Squatty Potty to get your colon and artistic sensibility aligned.
7. A bamboo bath mat that looks chic, but more importantly: It's totally mold-resistant.
8. A snazzy personal space heater destined to be your best bud this winter.
9. A magnetic beechwood utility board that includes pegs and hooks as well as a shelf for your wallet.
10. A stackable bookend for a design-y way to keep your book collection looking slick.
11. A stainless steel toilet brush that doesn't cost an ex-orb-itant amount.
12. A "host key" — or combination wine key and bottle opener — so you're always prepared for hosting duties.
13. A USB-powered lamp that switches on and off with a quick nudge of its magnetic sphere.
14. A cubist floating shelf to display all the odds and ends you have accumulated over the years.
15. A stackable zigzag trivet that can be used as a soap dish, plant stand, or a coaster for your drippy coffee.
16. A beautiful bamboo cutting board with seven color-coded mats you'll be relieved to discover is very easy clean.
17. A minimalist whistling tea kettle because boiling water in a big old pan just isn't the same.
18. An oil and vinegar cruet that'll save you space and give you a nice centerpiece.
19. A flip-up hook unit, so you never have to look at an unused hook.
20. The sexiest garbage can that you ever did see.
21. A sculptural watering can because, idk, maybe your plants can appreciate good art too.
22. A pair of aerating wineglasses that aren't just a gimmick — they'll actually give your cheap wine a big boost.
23. A fire escape shelving unit for a perfect homage to New York living while you display your succulents.
24. A geometric display system that not only looks great, but fits a whole lot of dang things.
25. A brass plant mister so you finally have a way to keep your delicate greenery and flowers healthy.
26. A minimalist floating shelf to give your phone the proper showcase it deserves.
27. A metallic-gold plated stainless steel pyramid that has a different grating function on every side.
28. A freestanding toilet paper holder for a classy way to store your supply without making a big display of it.
29. A nine-piece nesting bowl set that honestly looks so nice while nesting that you might consider just leaving it there on your countertop do its thing.
30. A wood knife block you'll feel instantly drawn (or magnetized) to.
31. An activated charcoal toothbrush — great for your gums and Instagram grid.
32. A splurgeworthy Dyson desk fan that'll blow you away with its cooling abilities.
33. And a leather and walnut fly swatter, because hear me out: What could be more posh than destroying flies with fine hardwood?
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