1. A made-to-order ceramic soap dish with an ingenious drainage spout so excess water trickles out directly into their sink (instead of all over the counter).
2. A two-tiered shelf organizer that won't cut any corners in the looks department.
3. A insulated and self-cleaning stainless-steel water bottle so you can have the cleanest drink (and cleanest-looking vessel) while you're on the move.
4. A natural toothpaste and tube roller that'll bait you with some pastel and Helvetica — and keep you coming back for the effective plaque-removing properties.
5. A pair of aerating wineglasses that aren't just a gimmick — they'll actually give your cheap wine a big boost.
6. A flip-up hook unit, so you never have to look at an unused hook.
7. A pair of plates with built-in slots to hold your stemware, so you don't have to worry about losing your champagne glass at the next function.
8. A bamboo bath mat that looks chic, but more importantly: It's totally mold-resistant.
9. A linen wrap-around mitt for the gift of minimal burns while transporting hot cookware.
10. An hourglass planter so when your baby plant grows too big for its pot you can simply flip it upside-down and use the bigger option.
11. A bar cart (or is it a serving trolley? rolling table? [there are no wrong answers]) to organize and secure all of your bulky items.
12. A leaning coat rack for the minimalist who likes to keep only their most-worn items out on display (or at least aspires to).
13. A set of upright nesting cutting boards if one simply doesn't ~cut~ it.
14. Or a double-sided cutting board that'll give you the perfect surface (bamboo) for cutting fruits, veggies, and pastries on one side and the perfect surface (plastic) for cutting meat on the other.
15. A cubist floating shelf to display all the odds and ends you have accumulated over the years.
16. A rack stand that fits 18 of your spices, which will either encourage you to declutter your kitchen or buy 18 spices.
17. A metallic-gold plated stainless-steel pyramid that has a different grating function on every side.
18. A '70s inspired table lamp that'll be practical for not just your home (it's incredibly easy to assemble and comes with an excellent dimmer) but for the environment, too (it's made of sustainable plant polymers, like corn, sugarcane and sugar beets).
19. A bamboo bathtub caddy tray you can rest a book or coffee mug (or, lol, your phone) on while you bathe.
20. A Japanese corner brush made of Windmill palm fibers that'll probably outlive you.
21. An over-the-door towel rack that'll give you some much-needed storage space without being an eyesore.
22. An acrylic Squatty Potty to get your colon and artistic sensibility aligned.
23. A self-watering hanging planter for both indoor and outdoor use. I'm telling you: You can't mess it up this time — not with this planter.
24. A hanging cotton canvas laundry bag you actually won't mind keeping out.
25. A seamless, architectural orb lamp that'll cleverly use your wall outlet as an anchor — no hard wiring required.
26. A snazzy personal space heater destined to be your best bud this winter.
27. A geometric bookend you'll want to decorate with dried flowers and photos.
28. A minimalist floating shelf to give your phone the proper showcase it deserves.
29. A wood knife block you'll feel instantly drawn (or magnetized) to.
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