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17 Thoughts Mariah Carey Had While Taking This Picture With Katy Perry

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Like a rightful Lamb, Katy Perry took time out of her busy schedule to attend church — aka Mariah Carey's #1 To Infinity residency concert at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.

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Somehow, Katy was lucky enough to score a picture with the elusive chanteuse. Here are actual 100% legitimate thoughts MC had while posing next to her No. 1 fan:

1. "I didn't know Zooey Deschanel was a Lamb."

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2. "She's paying for this, right?"

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3. "Why are you so obsessed with me?"

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4. "Was this a finalist on my season of American Idol?"

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5. "I thought we weren't doing fan meet and greets?"

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6. "LOL — she only has nine No. 1s?"

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7. "Me. I Am Mariah... The Elusive Chanteuse."

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8. "I can't wait for 'All I Want For Christmas' to climb the charts again."

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9. "Wow, Janis Ian looks good."

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10. "Think happy thoughts: Ariana Grande waking up without a voice."

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11. "She better not Instagram this."

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13. "Bianca wouldn’t put up with this bleak shit."

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14. "1... 2... 3... SECURITY."

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15. "At least this isn't JLo."

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16. "Is 'Infinity' No. 1 on the charts yet?"

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