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Carly Bae/Slay Jepsen just dropped the music video for her super infectious new single "Run Away With Me." It's really cute but like... idk if I'd want to run away with her after watching it.
1. You'll have no say in where you're going because SHE'S CONSTANTLY PULLING YOU.
2. She'll dress you because you're HERS now.
3. She'll periodically turn around to make sure you haven't ran away from running away with her.
4. She'll disappear and pop out at you at random times WITHOUT WARNING.
5. You'll have the constant urge to get her hair out of her face.
6. You'll have to tell her to stop walking backwards because it's not an efficient way to walk.
7. You'll find yourself dancing in the middle of medians in foreign countries wondering when she got so drunk.
8. You'll be forced to watch her spin around anything she can wrap her hands around.
9. You'll find yourself saying things like "Carly, stop hiding behind the curtains... I can see you."
10. And things like "DAMMIT CARLY, GET OUT OF THE FOUNTAIN."
11. You'll end up apologizing on her behalf to all the random bystanders she almost hits while spin-crossing streets.
12. You'll play in traffic because FUN.
13. You'll party with a man in a bucket hat.
