13.But it wasn't long before I was warmed up by Jay Ellis' glistening summer body:
14.And just when I thought my thirst couldn't handle ANY MORE July traps, I developed a food kink thanks to John Boyega's toast:
15.I almost drowned in August because of Liam Payne, WHOM — might I add — NEVER TRAPPED ME BFORE:
16.After Liam sent my unstable thirst spiraling into an all-time low, I dedicated the rest of August to my Uncle Jesse fantasy thanks to John Stamos' (now deleted) buttstagram:
17.I couldn't stop SKFHSKFJSKDKSJD-ing in September because of Nyle DiMarco's perfect everything:
18.BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW, Henry Cavill and his mustache would DO THIS TO ME in October:
19.Which brings us to November, where Luke Evans decided give us one final trap to be thankful for: