Listen. Let's cut the small talk. You clicked this for one reason and one reason only, and that is to see John Stamos's naked butt. So here it is.
He posted it on Instagram in honor of his birthday, captioning it "#54 and clean." The "clean" part may refer to the fact that he just got out of the shower, or to his sobriety. Either way, it's a great butt!
Here's the butt again, this time in close-up. Give the people what they want!
Here's what I wish I could do to the leaves that are slightly obscuring John Stamos's butt:
I could throw in some Full House reaction GIFs or something here, but I don't think you care about that right now. I think all you care about is the butt, and I totally understand!!!
Here's another naked pic I found of John Stamos, by googling "John Stamos naked" on my work computer.
Here's a censored version you can show your grandparents if they ask to see what's on your screen.
And here's the unedited version again, for your eyes only.
