1. An open-front cardigan that goes way down past your butt so you don't have to do that thing where you go into every public bathroom to make sure your leggings aren't suddenly see-through. Yes, you checked them before you left the house but who knows what they're up to now.
2. A silky wrap dress with deep V neckline, an open back, and a a calf- or thigh-baring slit (totally your choice if you wanna Angelina Jolie it up or not come photo time).
3. A pair of Levi's Ribcage jeans that go where no low-rise jean has ever gone before — up, up, up past your bellybutton.
4. A silky satin midi skirt with a silhouette that says "chic" and an elastic waistband that says "I'll give your most comfortable sweats a go."
5. A pair of high-waisted faux leather pants that — if I spotted them on a friend — would make me immediately ask them to do the Thriller dance. Naturally, compliments would follow.
6. A one-and-done coverall because sometimes, just having to pick out undergarments is already more than I can handle.
7. An oversized sweater vest that is the *choice* grandma/grandpa knit of 2021. Throw it on over a crisp button down and you're in business, baby.
8. A contrast sleeve bodycon dress with delicate floral detailing that — completely unrelated, but just humor me here — makes me think back fondly on the day (yes, single day) I binge-watched The Big Flower Fight.
9. A boho graphic tee that encompasses two past and present versions of me: the one who was once obsessed with Reading Rainbow, and the one who is now enamored with all things neutral.
