Someone wise once asked, "What if cats have their own Internet and it's full of pictures of us?" Well, it turns out they do.
All those stupid "Bad Advice Dog" memes that were going around last week really just made me want to cough up a big hairball! But these memes about humans' silly antics really "hit the nail on the head," as those idiots say.
Look at this red dot! Wait a second... What even is that?
Silly humans, you can only imagine what we do while YOU'RE sleeping. >;3
Intentions are irrelevant.
What? It's already legal? Then why don't I have any?
What is this? Seriously. What even is this thing?
No. Lies. They can't be.
Somewhere along the way, dogs made a wrong turn while evolving from us. Today, they outrank even humans as the worst type of cat.
It's easy to land after falling off a shelf. But landing after a scandalous selfie is much harder.
Want to do something special for dinner tonight? Get gourmet taste with these deceptively simple dishes.
You won't believe you never tried these amazing beds before. Just look at the comfort of these beds. You'll never want to sleep on a human face again.
We might not like to admit it, but we've all been there. Catnip, man...
Check out these vibrant new colors! We know, we know: "We don't have the ocular receptors to see the low end of the visual spectrum blah blah blah." Whatever. Haters gon' hate.
Ha ha! Being a cat is fun. Seriously though, where's my breakfast.
Ugh, human needs too much attention. Sleep here when it is busy.
If kittenhood felt like an endless series of baths and brush-grooming, this post is for you.