1. This very important t-shirt.
2. This article in which Hello Giggles writer Jocelyn Doyle had no choice but to eat an entire pizza in the name of feminism.
"We usually recommend that ladies share them with someone."
My smile freeze-dries onto my face, hardening into steely, stubborn resolve. They recommend that LADIES share them?! His patronising smirk lingers in anticipation of my weak, womanly defeat.
"I'll be fine. I can manage a pizza." I say, as politely as I can while I feel like throwing my shoe at his head."
3. The fact that this Tumblr exists.
4. This misandrous sweater.
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5. This patch.
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6. This iPhone case.
Look Human
7. These sassy "best friend" pins.
LiaLane / Etsy
8. This casual bit of badass artwork.
Wish Candy
"Badasses need rest too."
9. This sex-positive cross-stitch.
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10. This bit of helpful advice.
Look Human
11. This poignant GIF.
Ambivalently Yours / ambivalentlyyours.tumblr.com
Also, more pizza.
12. This empowering drawing.
Donyatodd / Etsy
She's a princess who dreams of pizza, not princes.
13. That time Beyoncé wore this outfit.
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!!!!!!
14. ...And pulled a large, combination pizza out of her hair in the middle of a dance routine in front of a live audience*.
*unconfirmed
15. When Jennifer Lawrence said this.
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Where is the pizza?
16. This tattoo.
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17. This tank-top.
Feminist Apparel / feministapparel.com
Not even cheese.
18. That time Gaming Goddess Felicia Day ate a slice of pizza like this.
Team Husbands / husbandstheseries.com
19. Mystic Pizza.
Night Life Inc
Obvs.
20. This cross-stitch.
21. This person's official list of hobbies.
carrierudzinski.tumblr.com
Excellent.
22. When Lorelai and Rory Gilmore once described pizza as a "religion" and "lifestyle".
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23. That time Lena Dunham revealed her doctor once prescribed her pizza.
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According to Dunham: "Long day involving a rash and several blows to the head. Called the doctor and he prescribed this special medicine..."
24. Everything about this photo.
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(Yes. She is a feminist. She's TRYING OK??)
25. And this one.
Ouzounova / Splash News
"One large pepperoni pizza, but HOLD the PATRIARCHY."
26. And finally, this historical evidence that the Suffragettes fueled-up on pizza before their major demonstrations.
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"BRB just carb-loading before we break through these constrictive gender stereotypes."