2. This article in which Hello Giggles writer Jocelyn Doyle had no choice but to eat an entire pizza in the name of feminism.
"We usually recommend that ladies share them with someone."
My smile freeze-dries onto my face, hardening into steely, stubborn resolve. They recommend that LADIES share them?! His patronising smirk lingers in anticipation of my weak, womanly defeat.
"I'll be fine. I can manage a pizza." I say, as politely as I can while I feel like throwing my shoe at his head."
14. ...And pulled a large, combination pizza out of her hair in the middle of a dance routine in front of a live audience*.