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38 Times Michael Scott Had No Clue What He Was Talking About

Oh, Michael.

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We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us all their favorite times Michael Scott said something totally ridiculous and 100% incorrect on The Office. Here are some of the funniest responses:

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12. When he understood how the law works:

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Michael: It was on company property, with company property, so...double jeopardy, we are fine.

Ryan: I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.

Michael: Right, I'm sorry. What is "we are fine"?

Ryan: *sigh*

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17. When he made things get really dark really fast:

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Michael: Today I'm headed over to the job fair at Valley View High School to find some new interns. Wanna get some fresh blood — youthanize this place.

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18. When he had yet to meet their new coworker:

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34. When he proved that he paid attention in history class:

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Michael: If this were Russia, yeah, sure. Everybody would go to one Santa. And there would be a line around the block. And once you sat on her lap and she asked you what you wanted, you would say, probably, "freedom." At which point the KGB would arrest you and send you to Siberia. It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.

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35. When he wasn't at all worried about Roy attacking Jim:

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Michael: It was a crime of passion, Jan, not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.

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36. When he definitely said the right movie AND the right actor:

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