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Cold Mountain. The book told the story, but lacked the depth that the A cast and crew delivered flawlessly. Also, the book didn’t have Jack White singing along with a banjo. Come on.

I had a 5 am flight after a night of bar-hopping. 30 mins in, I couldn’t escape my window seat in time to throw up in the bathroom. I didn’t have a paper bag, so I threw up into my scarf. I was so embarrassed that I lied and told the attendant I was pregnant. She believed it, and… Read More

Not sure where I’d be without Drybar Triple Sec dry shampoo and texturizing spray. It keeps my roots from getting greasy while almost acting like a spray-on volume powder. Plus, it smells like ~*heaven*~. Every now and then I’ll even use it on my ends to give my wavy lob some oomph.… Read More

Every state thinks their beer is the best beer, but Oregon doesn’t mess around when it comes to microbrews. It’s practically a lifestyle here.

Valley of the Dolls. ??‍♀️

Bedhead “Dumb Blonde Purple Toning Shampoo” is a richly pigmented shampoo that I use 2-3 times a week to keep my ends as icy as my soul. Bonus: it actually lathers quite luxuriously, unlike other sulfate-free shampoos. Now I just need to figure out how to rule the 7 kingdoms while… Read More

Lorac Pro Contour Kit is an all-inclusive powder HAC kit that includes 3 very buildable, cooler-toned contour shades. The only one that doesn't make my porcelain skin look orange. Slightly pricey but it lasts forever since a little goes a long way.

Two words: Scalp. Sunburns.

I love toast, but I'm horribly afraid of toasters. I always know what's going to happen and it still manages to scare me every time it pops up.

"Drunk sorority sisters" wearing Ed Hardy...not sure which half of that is more ignorant but nice try