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Moira Rose, Schitt’s Creek: “David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican!”

Mona Lisa Saperstein on Parks and Rec. I love Jean Ralphio, but I cannot handle Mona Lisa. She makes me cringe so hard through every scene she’s in.

They left out a ton from my original comment about number 4. The details of what he did (exanguinating the bodies then chopping them up and putting them in garbage bags and hiding them in a legit hollow tree!), raping her, dead animals in his freezer, the leaves covering the walls… Read More

14, for the love of god, the napkin in the photo tells you how to properly spell Bartlet.

In my hometown of Mount Vernon, OH a few years back, a guy stalked a young girl and her family. He waited until the girl and her brother were home from school, went into the house and murdered and exsanguinated (drained the bodies of blood) the girl’s mom, brother and family friend,… Read More

Somehow we started calling cup holders car pockets like years ago. Just today I had to say the actual word and it took me a good 10 seconds to remember it.

The author of this article is so full of hate. The last thing I read from her was an article about Armie Hammer, unnecessarily dragging him as much as she did Justin Timberlake and John Mayer in this piece. It’s ugly. If you hate your life so much that all you can do is drag celebrities… Read More

I’d also suggest The Alienist by Caleb Carr. It’s been around for forever, and the miniseries is starting on TNT on Jan 22nd. If you like Sherlock Holmes, turn of the century history/stories, Criminal Minds, or anything murder/forensic/criminology-related you’ll enjoy it.

How can anyone ever choose between Ron Swanson and Captain Holt?

Update: the Wendys account burned them in response, and as always, won.