I had my son on a Friday and on Tuesday was back to work. I was a PhD student that had a scholarship and working on an NSF grant. I was told by the university that if I didn't return I would lose my research position and tuition funding. I brought him to the office with me out of…Â
For whatever reason my spouse will drop a lime down my pants before making his Gin and tonic and calls it "the traditional panty lime". It's become a game of me trying to get away before the panty liming.
When my now husband and I moved in together he would take his socks off and shove them under the couch. I kept buying packs of socks not understanding where they went. When we moved out we lifted up the couch and found a metric ton of once worn socks.
My 18 month old got the stomach flu when I was about 6 month pregnant with my second. He vomited directly down my shirt and into my bra I had a DD worth of puke in there. He also managed to puke all over the couch and carpet and the wall. I spent 2 hours vomiting into a trash can…Â
This guy I met at a bar took me to a Chinese place for dinner. We ordered a bunch of different things and just shared it all. My face started to get really red and I broke out in hives. By the time we got to the car I was struggling to breath and I had asked him to take me home. Well,…Â
When I was a teenager I use to cross my arms in front of me a lot because I was awkward. My grandma would always say "you know, you will never find a husband if you keep crossing your arms like that" 13 year old me was horrified.
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