1. A sweater pill removing stone so you can breathe new life into your old sweatshirts.
2. The Wand — a mini handheld filter that could maybe reduce your wine-induced headaches. This handy lil' friend removes histamines and sulfites in alcohol, aka the stuff that can potentially cause a nasty hangover. Bonus: It claims to revive oxidized wine so you don't have to toss an open bottle.
3. A jewelry cleaning pen to bring that brilliant shine back to your cloudy gems.
4. A pack of waistband extenders so you can wear your old jeans that you thought were no longer your size.
5. A roll of peel and stick fake marble to jazz up all your dull surfaces.
6. A pumpkin spice simple syrup so you can satisfy your PSL craving at home, away from the overpriced coffee shop.
7. A leather restoring polish that'll breathe new life into your furniture, bags, and shoes. Look how happy this little red chair is!
8. A 13-pocket purse organizer to make it way easier to finds things in your otherwise pocketless tote.
9. A Shark Tank-famous Flip-it! bottle cap to ensure you get every last drop of that shampoo/honey/dish soap/other extremely valuable liquid.
10. A washable sponge for anyone who hates having to throw away so many mostly-fine sponges just because of a little mildew smell.
11. A scratch removing kit that can help you cover up unsightly car damage without even having to take a trip to the body shop. Your dad will never know you took the 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California for a spin.
12. A shoe shining kit to make your boots sparkle as bright as the day they caught your eye in the store.
13. A roll of screen repair tape for quick window fixes so you don't have to replace the whole dang screen every time your cat gets a little scratchy.
14. A set of drill brushes so effective, you'll be shocked how clean your home used to be.
15. A blessedly effective carpet cleaner capable of turning your brown carpet into whatever color it was when you bought it.
16. A grout pen so you can easily cover up unsightly tile grout without having to, you know, scrub them clean.
17. Big ol' enzyme pacs that fight through grease, fats, oils, paper, and organic matter to keep your sewer line clear. It's basically like flushing a tiny plumber down your toilet once a month.
18. An erase-a-hole putty to fill in pesky cracks in drywall, plaster, and wood so you can actually get that security deposit back, no matter how many holes you put into the wall.
19. A pack of pantry moth traps you'll be running grab the second you see your first annoying, tiny aviator. These things will stop the moths from reproducing, aka no more gross larvae in your cereal.
20. A mini fabric steamer that takes way less time to set up than an iron and ironing board.
21. A cable protector to prevent the ends of your cords from fraying and breaking. Apple has enough money — stop buying new cords every other month.
22. A stain remover that says, "hey it's OK, no need to cry over spilled wine."
Promising review: "Lo and behold! I completely cleaned the window sills, the window shades, the baseboards, the walls and the carpeting! You cannot even tell it happened. No stains or color change to the carpet or the walls or the white painted surfaces. Before you try or use anything, buy this. It cannot be beat! I was afraid I might have to hire a professional to clean the carpet and that I might have to completely repaint walls, but no." —Sharon Hamilton
Get it from Amazon for $9.66.
23. A magnetic meal-planning pad with a detachable shopping list so you don't have to hem and haw about what to make for dinner.
24. A pack of Affresh tablets to make sure the thing making your dishes clean is also clean.
25. A Daily Harvest delivery if you find the question, "what do you want for lunch?" entirely too stressful. Stock up on flatbreads, grain bowls, smoothies, soups, and more to enjoy nutritious, easy meals.
The organic flatbread pictures above is made with sweet potato, red cabbage, kale, cauliflower, spinach, and coriander!
Get started at Daily Harvest for about $7.99+/per day.
26. A pack of Bottle Bright tablets possibly made out of fairy dust, because they'll totally wipe away years of grime in mere minutes.
27. An electric pressure washer to help you blast away every speck of dirt on your outdoor furniture.
28. An eyeliner with a triangle-shaped stamp so you can just stamp and go. No more erasing and retrying one million times!
29. A doggy foot cleaner to quickly get your pup's paws squeaky clean so they can get back to lounging on your furniture instead of the expensive pet bed you got them.
30. An egg cooker so you can set it and forget it, instead of impatiently tapping your foot waiting for the water to boil.
31. A silicone freezing tray that lets you section your leftover food into perfect frozen portions so you don't have to unfrost your entire vat of black beans every time you want a single serving.
32. Slow cooker liners so you don't have to yank the heavy pot out of the cooker to clean it. Bags! Gotta love 'em.
33. Reusable dusters that fit on disposable duster handles so you can clean your home *and* cut down on waste.
Get it from TSDesignsUS on Etsy for $5 (available in 10 colors).