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3. A helpful cat that acts as both bookmark and book light so you can enjoy your book with purrfect lighting.
5. Goose socks that'll keep your feet warm *and* act as emergency puppets when you need to entertain on the fly.
7. A pack of cat-shaped sponges sure to make you actually excited to do dishes. At least the first time, anyway.
8. An Angry Mama who gets steaming mad when she sees the state of your microwave. Luckily you can use that steam to loosen up all the hardened gunk in there.
9. A penguin-shaped odor remover that looks a lot better nestled amongst your food than a regular old box of baking soda.
10. A pair of blue-light-blocking glasses so you can have an excuse to try out a new pair of frames. These could help prevent eye strain and headaches, so yeah, you need these things!
11. A space-saving whale strainer that takes up less space and is easier to clean than a regular colander. I think that's just whale-y great.
12. A pool floatie for your mug! Just fill the bottom with loose tea and enjoy your own personal pool party.
14. A pack of mint kitchen gadgets for when you need to stock your kitchen with fresh items, but want to have a little fun doing it.
18. A humidifier that looks like a little dog ready to blast off into space in their reindeer rocket ship. Why isn't this a movie yet?
19. A Mickey Mouse toaster so at least one of your foods can be Disney-themed. Sadly, we can't live in Disney World and eat mouse-shaped food forever, so this is the next best thing.
22. A mint egg cooker that's making me realize that maybe every kitchen appliance should be mint-colored.
27. And a set of a-meow-zing chair socks that ironically prevent scratches instead of creating them.
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