Because pizza knows all.
"Why Did I Buy So Many Carrots?"
The only rules were it had to be pizza-related and it had to hurt. Winner got $100.
Yes, they exist. Industry trade shows are all about grabbing your attention, and the International Pizza Expo is no exception.
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It comes three flavors – "eternal torment," "abysmal darkness," and "cheese."
This is the way the world ends. And this is what you get.
Many pizza delivery chains now let you include "special instructions" when you place an order online and apparently they'll adhere to the instructions no matter how inane they seem. I admire their commitment, but I'm really curious how far the envelope can be pushed before they'll stop complying.