In the 1970s, Gary Gygax sat down to figure out a system that would categorize the moral composition of every possible person. What he came up with was the Advanced Dungeons & Dragons alignment test, and it applies to literally everyone.
"You know we're supposed to be together! I knew it the first time I saw you two years ago, and YOU KNOW IT, TOO!"
Obviously not all white people are the same and these are mostly shared experiences by everyone. But you should still take the quiz.
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go, there's a catchphrase (a catchphrase) to get stuck in your head!