26 Puns That Are Too Clever For Their Own Good

I tried to find 10 more really good puns that made me laugh, but no pun in 10 did.

Posted on October 30, 2013, 15:28 GMT

Tanner Greenring

1. If you're not into puns, this one may tear you up:

2. Sounds like an ex-straw-dinary employee:

3. If you're looking for a sweet backup plan:

4. Going vegetarian is a missed steak. You don't get to tell jokes this this:

a steak pun is a rare medium well done — sreegs
@ahuj9
a steak pun is a rare medium well done
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@ahuj9
a steak pun is a rare medium well done
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5. If you're looking for puns with some Shaquille appeal:

6. That escalated quickly:

7. Ask your pizza delivery guy for a joke, and he'll deliver:

8. A Praguematic approach to business:

9. You have to appreciate the gravity of this situation:

10. If you're looking for a pun to lighten to mood:

11. This may seem sad, but stay positive. I know you can:

12. If you only take your ice cream in organic cones:

13. When you've lost Access to Microsoft Office, go Outlooking:

14. It's hard to get any work done with these two hanging around:

15. If you're sick of Bill Posters always hanging around your place:

16. I'm sensing a strong future for this florist:

17. I can't green B how bad this pun is:

18. According to Wikipedia, this debate is really heating up:

19. If you've got enough Monet to buy Degas to make this Van Gogh:

20. This pun makes a lot of cents:

21. If you're into good, clean puns:

22. They'll groom any pet! (Except snakes.)

23. In France, this is called a "Royale with cheese":

24. Will the puns stop? Yo, I don't know.

25. When someone tells you there's a massive leak in your fridge:

26. If you're in the mood for a killer pun:

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