We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community the funniest or weirdest thing they've learned about their partner since being quarantined with them, and y'all are coming with the hilarity in the comments:
Well, here's another batch of the weird things our readers have been finding out about their partners since the quarantine began — and they just keep getting more and more hilarious:
1. "I learned that my fiance´ has the loudest, most obnoxious yawn — it's so damn loud and intense. He says he could yawn quieter, but it 'won't feel the same.'"
2. "My boyfriend and I were playing a trivia game, and he said, 'It said to list an animal. A snake isn't an animal.' Apparently, he thought mammal and animal were synonymous."
3. "My husband pronounces fajitas as 'fa-jeet-ers.' And his whole family does, too!"
4. "My guy teaches virtual classes, and he punctuates every single sentence with, 'Right?' Like, 'So you're going to scroll all the way up, right? Go ahead and click on the link, right?'
5. "I learned that my boyfriend doesn't think cheese needs to be refrigerated. He literally keeps it on the counter, because that way 'it melts better.' Umm, WTF?"
6. "My fiance´ poops three times a day. THREE TIMES A DAY. I can't even fathom..."
7. "My boyfriend makes a gasping sound whenever he's done drinking something. Every time — even after just one sip. It drives me crazy."
8. "It's not my partner but my housemate who never shuts the bathroom door — not when we pees, showers, or shits. And the bathroom is right next to the living room, so I've been on conference calls with him groaning in the background!"
9. "I learned that my husband clears his throat literally all day, everyday. He inhales really big, then clears it with a weird, 'ahem.' He says he doesn't even notice it, but I can hear it from outside!"
10. "My boyfriend didn't know how to make microwave popcorn. He has never made it before, and didn't even know which side goes up."
11. "That my husband of nearly nine years breathes really hard when typing intensely."
12. "My husband says 'acrosst' when he means 'across,' and 'seen' instead of 'saw' — as in, 'I seen the plane fly over.' I just have to laugh."
13. "My sister found out that her boyfriend puts mustard on tacos."
14. "I learned that my husband of five years didn't know how lettuce grew — he thought it grew on a vine."
15. "My husband did an amazing job coloring my hair and doing my eyebrows. I am beyond amazed."
16. "My boyfriend didn't know you should brush your tongue and the roof of your mouth when you brush your teeth."
17. "That he's an asshole. I'm never playing Monopoly with him ever again."
Some responses have been edited for length and clarity.