I happen to belong to a certain 12 step program and while at a waitressing job I had a few years back I walked up to the table and said “hi I’m ashley I’m an alcoholic” instead of “hi I’m ashley I’ll be taking care of you ?
My ex was from another country, and my friend warned me that when she dated a guy from another country he turned out to be married. My ex was the SWEETEST guy ever, always bringing me flowers and taking all my friends out for dinner together, etc. so I never saw that as a possibility.…
I was about 6 years old and I was waiting on line for the Peter Pan ride. A woman with a rather large butt cut in front of me and farted directly in my face. Literally. I was eye level with her butt.
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