Cat Mom

Came to same the same thing. I call my husband “dude” all the time. Love him to pieces.

Shiplap just looks like the walls of harbor freight. Like the walls you put hooks into to display merchandise. It’s one of the UGLIEST design trends & I have *never* understood the appeal. It immediately cheapens a home.

Ankles. Men’s ankles. A good set will send me places. ESP with low ankle shoes / no socks. Lord have mercy.

I always sock shoe sock shoe. Why is that weird?! I work one side to the next.

“If you were smart you’d…” “After all that I’ve done for you I can’t believe you’d do this to me” (“this” being seeing a boundary)

How do you tell if someone enjoys their life? Their house has none of the above 😂😂😂😂

As someone used to being on a stage/platform performing music, the attention doesn’t bother me. My husband proposed privately on the beach (with no one around) and I was bummed he didn’t create a moment with friends hiding & watching and there was no one there taking photos. He says… Read More

As I stand there, my aunt goes “so you didn’t see it at first? A hawk probably dropped it while it was flying” and at that I was *done* hahaha lost my arms, dizzy, panicked at the reality that snakes could *also* come from the sky 😂😂😂

I have some major phobic issues when it comes to snakes & my family lives in an area that gets a lot of rattlers in the summer. Last summer I was vigilantly watching the corners of the property so my 2.5 year old daughter who was running around wouldn’t stumble on a rattlesnake and… Read More

Nancy pelosi or…. Hilary Clinton??