15 Reasons Valentine's Day Was Better In Elementary School

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12. You were too young to develop unrealistic expectations for your crush.

It wasn't until high school that you started hoping for the card, plus the coveted candy gram, plus the grand gesture in the middle of class in which your crush's love is professed in front of your peers.

15. And you were blissfully unaware of the fact that your future V-Days would be spent mostly with your sweatpants, some wine, a personal pizza, and your copy of When Harry Met Sally.