The 32 Most Park Slope Things That Have Ever Happened

NO NON-ORGANIC QUINOA SMOOTHIE IS SAFE in Brooklyn's most famed yuppie parent neighborhood.

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1. This neighborhood landmark:

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2. This:

two different white dudes with SLRs photographing the Con Ed workers digging a pit on 8th avenue #onlyinparkslope

julia cheiffetz@jcheiffetz

two different white dudes with SLRs photographing the Con Ed workers digging a pit on 8th avenue #onlyinparkslope

8:07 PM - 24 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. This graffiti:

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(Which, to be fair, is all over Brooklyn.)

5. Getting Steve Buscemi's unwanted latte:

Steve Buscemi didn't want a latte so mgmt offered it to me gratis, along with my coffee #writing #parkslopeproblems

Matthew Taub@MatthewTaub1

Steve Buscemi didn't want a latte so mgmt offered it to me gratis, along with my coffee #writing #parkslopeproblems

9:49 AM - 16 Feb 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. This:

I missed my normal train because I had to wait for two strollers to go down the stairs #ParkSlopeproblems

Alison@entropica

I missed my normal train because I had to wait for two strollers to go down the stairs #ParkSlopeproblems

10:14 AM - 16 Mar 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. The bike valet at GoogaMooga:

Bike Valet @GoogaMooga #onlyinParkSlope

15. This sidewalk giveaway gone wrong:

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16. And this that will go very right:

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17. And the co-op's AGGRESSIVE red chairs:

Today in food cooperation: an excerpt from the 20 page new cashier station feedback book. #onlyinparkslope

Allison Pennell@brooklynbreeder

Today in food cooperation: an excerpt from the 20 page new cashier station feedback book. #onlyinparkslope

1:25 PM - 13 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. This Yellow Pages protest:

Clever Yellow Pages protest. But seriously, why do they still print these? #onlyinparkslope

Corey Belaief@cbelaief

Clever Yellow Pages protest. But seriously, why do they still print these? #onlyinparkslope

9:20 PM - 18 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. This stroller phalanx at the park:

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22. This question:

Lady at the bar: "Is your veggie burger vegan?" #ParkSlopeProblems

Mahsa Saeidi@MahsaWho

Lady at the bar: "Is your veggie burger vegan?" #ParkSlopeProblems

8:14 PM - 17 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

24. PatStew jogging sightings:

Just walked past Patrick Stewart running on his tiptoes in neon sneaks on the perimeter of Prospect Park. #onlyinparkslope

jen o'flanagan@jenoflanagan

Just walked past Patrick Stewart running on his tiptoes in neon sneaks on the perimeter of Prospect Park. #onlyinparkslope

5:26 PM - 09 Feb 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

25. This concerned child:

Overheard in Park Slope: "Father, I can feel my core body temperature lowering. Can't we go indoors?" #findthatkidapublicschool

kaeleigh@kaeleig_h

Overheard in Park Slope: "Father, I can feel my core body temperature lowering. Can't we go indoors?" #findthatkidapublicschool

3:41 PM - 06 Nov 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

26. This unnecessary shorthand:

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27. This crisis of faith:

Overheard in Park Slope: "He doesn't believe in brunch, which I thought was weird."

Mo Cahill@mocahill

Overheard in Park Slope: "He doesn't believe in brunch, which I thought was weird."

1:13 PM - 24 Mar 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

28. Any strong stance on gluten products:

Overheard in Park Slope: "I have a love/hate relationship with seitan."

Michael Whitney@michaelwhitney

Overheard in Park Slope: "I have a love/hate relationship with seitan."

7:33 PM - 22 Sep 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

29. This questionable blend:

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