I tried to hug the AT&T guy who was setting up our internet as he was leaving. I was so tired and used to hugging visitors when they left. He looked at me like I was nuts.
Once before my husband and I were married we got completely wasted and went grocery shopping. We purchased a pineapple, a bouquet of flowers and a pack of smoke bombs. We then proceeded to steal the cart and he pushed me around the neighborhood while I threw smoke bombs into people's…Â
I had a a cesarean section. When they were prepping me for the operation one of the doctors said "alright are you ready for your new boobs?...this is a boob job right?" Everyone including in the OR including me lost it.
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