Moms, Tell Us Your Craziest Memory From Labor And Delivery

Because body fluids are funny, amiright?

1. Remember before pregnancy when you had a sense of modesty about gross stuff?

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Or maybe you didn’t. I don’t know your life. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2. And then your uterus got a tenant and BOOM! your vaginal discharge became fair game for conversation.

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3. By the time you were actually in labor, you were sure your modesty had already been pushed to the brink.

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4. But then you had a contraction just as your doctor was checking your cervix and your body clamped down on his arm so hard he couldn’t remove it for a full minute.

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“I really need you to try to relax” he said.

Yeah. Right on top of that.

5. And later when you asked what that smell was, the on-call resident assured you with a smile that “poop is cool here.”

6. Ahhhh, the miracle of life.

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7. So c’mon. Spill it. We want to hear about the time your water broke all over your dog and you had to give him a bath before you left for the hospital.

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8. Share your funniest labor and delivery moments with us in the comments below!

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