1. Hypoallergenic earring lifters so that you can wear heavy hoops or larger studs with no discomfort. This also prevents that annoying ~droopy lobe~ look you've come to associate with cheap-ish accessories.
2. Adjustable clip holders to turn any bra into a no-show racerback. Long gone will be the days of —> put on shirt —> bra shows —> take off shirt to change bra —> put shirt back on again. Not to be dramatic, but these clips will change your life when you're in a rush (which is always).
3. Moisture-wicking compression shorts here to help you in Marilyn Monroe-esque circumstances. A sudden gust of wind will be no match for these shorts — simply slip 'em on under your favorite dress and rest assured that the world will remain oblivious to the color of your underwear.
4. A lint remover capable of picking up every speck of gunk plastered onto your clothing. Bliss = being able to remove the plastered pet fur on your black leggings within seconds.
5. An elastic Boobuddy for anyone who dreads running because of one word: jiggle. Simply place this strap on top of your sports bra (it's designed with Velcro for hold) and voila!
6. A four-sided cleaning brush to give your favorite suede booties some serious TLC (and keep 'em looking brand-new). This magical tool helps annoying scuff marks and salt stains all but vanish into thin air.
7. Strappy Plaka sandals that require absolutely NO break-in time — just take 'em straight out of the box, put them on your feet, and be on your merry way. (For reference, these are so great that they garnered over 6,000 positive reviews.)
8. Double-sided tape so you can freely wear any deep V-neck top without fear of your breast friends making an appearance. Plunging halters and low backs that threaten to expose my bra, you no longer intimidate me.
9. Microfiber cloths ideal for phone, jewelry, camera lenses, smartphones, tablets, TV screens, and the list truly goes on and on. Take a moment to imagine it: A world in which your glasses aren't covered in fingerprint smudges.
10. A soft cotton polishing cloth here to revitalize jewelry you've owned since middle school (cc: the iconic Tiffany bracelet below). Just a few swipes of this and poof! Tarnished silver will look brand-new in an instant.
11. A Secret antiperspirant that is basically heaven in the form of sweat protection: this eliminates stress sweat and wetness for up to 48 hours (so long, underarm flood gates that show through my shirt), plus it won't stain your clothes or leave behind any white residue.
12. A wine stain remover so you can fix all the accidents waiting to happen, cc: spilling red wine on your white tee. Dinner shouldn't be spent stewing in the remnants of your vino — that's where this stuff comes in.
13. An actually good strapless bra, because life's too short to avoid wearing halter tops and strapless dresses. Hidden underwire, silicone grippers, and a hint of padding mean your bra won't have fallen to the bottom of your ribcage by the end of the night.
14. A pair of anti-chafing bands to prevent the painful rubbing together of your thighs — the dreaded result of wearing summer dresses and skirts. These bands are comfortable, stay put, are available in solid and lace designs (#meow), and can even be worn during your morning run.
15. No-show Bombas socks that won't peek out over the top of your lace-up sneakers. PLUS! These comfy bad boys have a silicone backing on your heel which translates to 👏 no 👏 more 👏 slipping 👏 socks 👏.
16. No-tie Lock Laces to prevent all "oh crap my shoes are untied and I'm going to trip on this run" fiascoes. These babies are durable, adjustable, and conform to your foot for a personalized feel.
17. Life Stride heeled sandals designed with stretchy straps that perfectly conform to your feet. These, my friends, defy logic: They may be heels, but reviewers swear that they're actually comfortable enough to walk around in all day.
18. Mesh bags for anyone who knows (I know! You know!) they should be hand-washing their delicates, but has zero time to do so. This structured mesh will save you the heartache of ruined underwire and frayed lace, plus think of all that $$ you'll save in the long run.
19. An oversized jumpsuit that can be easily thrown on as a beach cover-up or an ensemble worthy of your next date night. It all comes down to the shoes: pair it with flip-flops for a casual look, add in some wedges to up the fancy factor.
20. Iron-on patches to quickly mend all unintentional tear-in-jean scenarios. If your denim is beginning to rip at the inner thigh but you're not quite ready to retire them, then behold! I present you with the perfect solution.
21. Non-slip cushions you can add to the front of your highest, most torturous heels and rest assured that they'll prevent the ball of your foot from aching mid-way through the night. Guess who won't be walking barefoot by Venetian hour?
22. A Fresh Body lotion that kicks boob sweat to the curb! This fragrance-free formula goes on like a cream but transforms into silk-like powder, plus it dries quickly and won't strain your clothes.
23. A twist-to-dispense click pen to wipe away built-up gunk to reveal a brighter, more breathtaking surface. Consider this an easy way to make your best friend (re: diamond) look and feel as good as new.
24. Bra extenders that add 2 inches of length to any band, making this the perfect accessory for anyone who's looking for a little extra breathing room *or* found a great bra in the clearance bin that's just a bit too tight.
25. A reusable sticky adhesive bra perfect for deep V-neck tops, backless dresses, and strappy shirts in which a bra band would look like garbage. This silicone bra provides the perfect amount of support while staying in place all night (HOORAY) and isn't painful to take off.
26. A shoe cleaning kit for when the time has come to take your kicks and give them a good scrub-a-dub-dub. This kit takes your saddest sneakers from grossly dirty to brand spanking new with just a few seconds of gentle polishing.
27. Peel and stick Velcro strips to quickly fix the bane of your existence: shirt gapping. No more having to adjust your button-down every two seconds to make sure your bra isn't being exposed to the world.
28. Silicone ear grips for your favorite pair of prescription frames. These anti-slip holders basically ensure that your glasses stay put, meaning constant re-adjusting and slipping down your nose will become a thing of the past! Plus, these won't dig into your skin and give you a headache.
29. Drawstring linen shorts for a chic (and fast) upgrade to your pajama bottoms. The high-rise elastic waistband ensures a comfy fit that can easily slide on over swimsuit bottoms, plus large pockets mean yo don't have to carry a purse if you don't want to.
30. A Conair fabric defuzzer here to get rid of accumulated lint and pilling to make that (very old) sweater look as if it were just plucked from the racks of your favorite clothing store. Have you already washed and worn this top 98 times? The world may never know.
31. Foldable flats to save your piggies the next time you delude yourself into thinking that heels were a good idea. These portable shoes can be stashed in your bag, meaning you can slip these babies on whenever your stilettos become too much to bear.
32. Online lens replacement for when you've either a) shattered the lenses in your current frames, or b) found a cheap pair of non-prescription glasses you're obsessed with and would like to add your prescription to.
33. A leather hole puncher to customize the fit of your belts and bags because a) a bag that’s too long will flop around your hips and feel uncomfortable, and b) a belt that does not properly fit is useless. In short, invest in this hole puncher. It is truly worth it.
The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.