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1. A non-comedogenic and hypoallergenic Aveeno daily scrub packed with soy extract to exfoliate (tldr; goodbye dullness and dead skin) while an impressive blend of jojoba and castor oils leave you soothed and moisturized. Victory! The best of both worlds is yours.
2. A DIY science kit that turns your exploding volcano dreams (the one you always see in television shows but never got to actually make!!!!) into reality. This kit includes almost everything you'll need: fast drying plaster, volcano mold, paint, paint brush, and a stir stick.
3. A Maybelline lip palette here to deliver shine, shine, shine — all without any of the sticky residue you usually associate with glosses. Oh, and experimenting with eight different hues for less than $10? I'm sweating.
4. Flushable and biodegradable Booty wipes infused with vitamin e and aloe. If you're constantly traveling or having to access public restrooms in which not a single shred of TP can be found, be sure to stash a couple of these individually-packaged wipes in your purse. Thank me later.
5. A cruelty-free Vivienne Sabó waterproof mascara that proves miracles do happen once in a while. What's that miracle, you ask? No 👏 more 👏 raccoon 👏 eyes 👏. This clump-free formula stays put through oil, sweat, and tears with no bleeding or smudging.
6. Uno cards to provide the perfect consolation game for anyone who straight-up sucks at Wizard's Chess. And unless your name is Ron Weasley, it's likely you fall into this category.
7. A ring-bound journal so that you can a) turn ticket stubs into a memento you'll pass onto your children, and b) prevent said ticket stubs from cluttering up every nook, cranny, and corner of your living space.
8. A luxurious Bliss body butter with a price tag that is truly a steal for what you're getting. This hydrating blend of shea butter, coconut oil, and algae extracts will leave you feeling moisturized from scalp to pinky toe, plus its non-greasy and won't clog your pores (which means you can bid that back acne adieu).
9. A power scrubber kit equipped with three different-sized attachments, each one perfect for the corners, floor, and door of your shower. This takes off years of accumulated build-up in just mere minutes, doing a better (and faster) job than you would have been able to do by hand. In the words of Daft Punk, this is just better, faster, and stronger.
10. A twist-to-dispense click pen for when your best friends/diamonds are beginning to look dull. This formula will wipe away built-up gunk — a result of lotion, soap, etc. — to reveal a brighter, more breathtaking surface.
11. A vegan Bawdy mask intended for your booty. That's right! This citrus and plant-based collagen formula works to brighten your assets (*and* fight dullness and blemishes) while also leaving ~behind~ a complexion smoother than any baby's bottom.
12. A FlexiSnake millipede not meant for the faint of heart. Use this to easily de-clog every drain in your home, but prepare for the horror you'll experience as you dig up about one million pounds of hair and built-up gunk.
13. A coloring and activity book packed with ~boss babes~ like Tina Fey, JK Rowling, Serena Williams, Malala, and Beyonce. Prepare to be soothed by the coloring but inspired by the absolute icons lining these pages.
14. A stretchy flared skirt available in two lengths and 39 colors, meaning your next Amazon package will contain 39 skirts. You should probably make some room in your closet, like, now.
15. An attachable aerator to make your less-than-$10 wine taste like it was sourced from Napa and aged for 10 centuries. "I'm getting some dry notes of expensive," you'll say.
16. A travel case to store your dental hygiene necessities: toothbrush(es) and toothpaste. This lightweight carrier also doubles as a cup, that way you can easily keep everything nice, upright, and organized on your hotel bathroom sink. And it's available in pastel colors? The aesthetic alone is enough to have me hitting that submit order button.
17. A SHANY liquid blush you'll want to add to your daily beauty routine...right this second. Blush is tricky because just one swipe can result in an unnaturally Barbie pink cheek, which is where this cream-to-powder product shines: it’s got a buildable formula that allows you to manipulate the color to be as subtle or as prominent as you want.
18. A Groot pot so adorable, you'll want it RIGHT NOW — even if you're not a Guardians of the Galaxy fan. This is perfect for storing succulents (it's designed with a drainage hole and all) or any of your other knick knacks that need a home. I'm looking at you, pens.
19. A slicer and corer that is a must-have for apple picking season (and will perhaps even motivate you to consume the excessive amount of apples you've picked). This handy dandy gadget will give you an evenly-cut snack in jiffy, and is ~easy as pie~ to use.
20. A Real Techniques sculpting brush that gets the grade of A+ when it comes to blending for a streak-free complexion. While this can be used for foundation, it's also an absolute gem in the complicated world of contouring: it spreads product evenly to give you ~chiseled cheekbones~ that don't look like they were attacked by a block of bronzer.
21. A cooktop cleaning kit here to help your oven look as clean as the day Home Depot delivered it to you. This works to cut grease stains and burnt cookie deposits like a knife, cleaning your cooktop surface more efficiently than any of the multi-surface sprays you've been using until this point.
22. A gluten-free, high-protein peanut spread available in flavors such as chocolate maple pretzel, birthday cake (*drool*), and cookie dough. Add it to toast or it eat it straight from the container — I will personally be doing the latter.
23. An overflow drain cover for the Lush bath bomb aficionado who has yet to own a luxurious tub. You'll get that clawfoot one day, but for now? This cover will add a whopping four extra inches of h2o to your soak!
24. A Pre de Provence hand soap inspired by painter Edgar Degas (hence the ballerina packaging). The soap itself uses a blend of shea Butter, coconut butter, and argan oil to both cleanse *and* hydrate while invigorating your senses with hints of floral and cinnamon.
25. A lightweight foot file because the pedicure you got seven months ago is no longer cutting it, and the time has come to give your callous a stern scrubbing
26. A Poo-Pourri spray formulated with a concentrated blend of pumpkin, cinnamon, and citrus essential oils to neutralize funky toilet odors and transform your bathroom into a PSL oasis. (And yes, by neutralize odors, I mean the kind of odors that you cause.)
27. A L'Oreal ~glotion~ for a bright complexion that requires exactly zero effort. This glycerin- and shea butter-infused formula is super lightweight and hydrating, while a subtle tint adds instant illumination to even the most drying of foundations.
28. A no-tie lacing system that is durable, adjustable, and conforms to your foot for a personalized feel. Raise your hand if your shoelace has ever come undone while walking from Point A to Point B, resulting in you falling flat on your face! With these laces, that'll no longer be a problem.
29. An enzyme-based Puracy spot remover tough on blood, pit sweat, and tears. So your favorite top has yellowed in the dreaded underarm area? Your child has spilled what seems like an entire gallon of grape juice onto their onesie? No worries. This cruelty-free concoction will brighten those disasters up in a jiffy.
30. A daily Cuccio oil you'll want to keep on hand if you're a gel manicure connoisseur (which, let's face it, destroys nail beds one acetone soak at a time). This blend of safflower, sunflower, and cotton seed oils works OT to strengthen your nails and hydrate your cuticles.
31. A three-tier hanger for hand-washed items that need to be laid flat to dry. The best part? When not in use, this thing can be compacted to the point where it takes up practically NO space in your tiny laundry room.
32. Crystal pins perfect for that fancy pants occasion that requires heels, a hair stylist, and about 18 tons of aerosol hairspray. Pop these in your updo and prepare to outshine the rest of the bridal party.
33. A Hanes white cami that intentionally runs longer, meaning you’ll be able to wear even the most low-rise jeans (*cringe*) without having to worry about your assets being exposed to the world.
34. A mini skillet perfect for cooking (and cleaning up after) a party of one. This is large enough to make your favorite meal, but small enough to easily store away and will take up practically *no* room in your teeny tiny kitchen.
35. Cleaning wipes suitable for both leather and suede, perfect for stashing in your black tote bag when the weather is being temperamental! Salt stains from snow? Water marks from rain? You'll be able to wipe 'em away immediately!
Me to myself in two days, when a series of fabulous Amazon Prime purchases appear on my doorstep:
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