1. When they couldn't let a skeleton actually rest in peace:
2. When their couples Halloween costumes were actually horrifying:
3. When this dude married a pizza:
This 22-Year-Old Guy Married A #pizza Because Human #Relationships Are Just Too Complicated~https://t.co/7jC1ed1EQV
4. When rumors of LeFou's sexuality in Beauty and the Beast had them clutching their pearls:
5. When they dressed their kids in R-rated onesies:
Straight people literally start sexualizing their kids from birth but still bitch about the gays. ANYWAY
6. When they refused to go to Starbucks because it'd make them gay:
7. When they got...creative...with their wedding photos:
what a beautiful wedding says a bridesmaid to a waiter, and yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms brid… https://t.co/kAD5gdZ5nz
8. When they made me hate Harry Potter:
9. When not even Christmas carols were sacred:
10. Actually, make that any song ever:
11. When they gendered literally EVERYTHING, from toothbrushes...
12. ...to iPhones...
13. ...to pancakes and waffles!!! 😭
14. When they left their mark on this book about soybeans:
15. When they got horny thinking about the gingerbread man:
16. When they answered the question, "What if Shakespeare had written Romeo and Juliet with emojis?":
17. When they nearly died taking vacation photos:
why do straight people feel the need to hang their partners off cliffs
18. When they loved hugging a little too much:
straight people are so... fucking... weird....
19. And finally, when they wreaked havoc on the comments section on this post:
