Last year, we asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the kinkiest things they did in 2016, and the results didn't disappoint. Since 2017's all but over, we asked for the kinkiest stories of this year. Ready for it?
1. The extra-curricular activities:
"One day after class, my boyfriend and I stayed back in the lecture hall. He lifted me onto the professor’s podium and started to eat me out. I️ moaned 'Professor, how can I️ bring my grade up? I️ need to pass this class.' He picked me up and threw me onto the professor’s table, demanding I️ give him head. After doing so, he pinned my arms above my head and fucked me. We almost got caught, but thankfully we heard keys jingling."
2. The golden shower:
"My fuckbuddy of a few years would always bring up water sports when we were sexting, but we never really approached the subject when we met in person. So one time when I went over to his place I went straight to his bathtub and begged for him to do it. Who knew I was so into golden showers? I've never cum so much in my life."
3. The volcanic eruption:
"I had sex inside of an active volcano next to the worlds largest lava lake. We repelled down into the crater and camped on the interior plateau overlooking the lava. Luckily the only explosions were figurative."
4. The university admission:
"I'm in an age gap relationship (M37, F20) and had to pretend to be actual parent and daughter to get an appointment with the university admissions officer. We spent the hour engaged in a rather intense but quiet threesome. Her office was in the library building and there were likely hundreds of students working nearby."
5. The hypnotic experience:
"A few highlights include sharing my partner's cock with his other partner and spitting his cum into her mouth after he finished. Also, my own experience with bimboification – a partner and I enjoy playing with hypnosis and 'reprogramming'."
6. The off-screen love scene:
"My partner had me in a ball gag that's connected to nipple clamps. He fucked me while he watched TV."
7. The birthday shopping spree:
"I worked at a shop as a fitting room operator. At the time, I had a fuck buddy in another department. For his birthday, I sucked him off in the fitting room."
8. The wedding consummation:
"An ex-fling and I met for coffee and the chemistry was still on fire. We'd always had a fantasy to hook up at a wedding venue where we worked. We'd developed more of a sub-dom relationship and he wanted to do anal. I met him there and we started making out. He pushed me into the bride's room, pulled my pants down to my knees, bent me over the couch, and guided himself into my ass. Sexiest and most kinky thing I've ever done."
9. The mile high club:
"I’m a flight attendant and I brought my boyfriend with me to work. I snuck him into the toilet and we joined the mile high club. Best day at work I’ve ever had!"
10. The campus view:
"My boyfriend and I were walking around campus one night. We'd already had sex in the girl's bathroom, so we decided to do it on the fire escape outside. We climbed up to the very top level and he did me doggy style. It was one of the best views I've had during sex. And it was extra fun having to be on the lookout for other people the whole time."
11. The R-rated movie:
"I had sex doggy style in a movie theatre while the lights were still on and people were walking in. It was the best night ever."
12. The not-so virtual reality:
"My boyfriend and I bought a virtual reality headset. While his friend was using it, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob in the same room. His friend could’ve taken off the headset at any moment, it was very thrilling."
13. The hiking expedition:
"I had sex on a bluff overlooking Lake Michigan at a national park in broad daylight. "
14. The kinky superman:
"I bought a dildo for the first time. My boyfriend tied me up and put it in my ass and spanked me with a crop. He pulled it out just as I was on the brink and had sex with me while pulling my hair and came on my back. It was the best orgasm I've ever had."
15. The pick-up:
"I had sex in the back of a pickup truck, which was parked in the middle of a crowded drive-in theatre."
16. The strapping year:
"I'm a lesbian, and this year I had my first experiences with strap-ons. I fucked a girl with one and surprised myself with how quickly I picked up the movement. Later on, I let an older woman rail me with her strap and it was the best sex I've ever had. My New Year's resolution for 2018 is to definitely have more strap on sex."
Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.