Scrappy Little Nobody by Anna Kendrick is great! The same wit and humour that she's known for on twitter really shines through in this memoir. She's awkward and weird and has a very dry take on most of the things that have happened in her life. I constantly found myself thinking "Anna…Â
My fuckbuddy of a few years would always bring up water sports when we were sexting, but we never really approached the subject when we met in person. So one time when I went over to his place I went straight to his bath tub and begged for him to do it. Who knew I was so into golden…Â
Back in my more promiscuous days, I went to a gay bathhouse and went into a booth with a gloryhole. This guy stuck his through and it was the thickest fucking thing. My two hands barely fit around it. It wasn't exceptionally long, but I've never seen anyone else with this kindof girth.…Â
I went to a gay orgy that this guy organizes at a local hotel in the city I live in. One of my buddies who knew the kind of things I'm into was there too and I ended up on my knees in front of him and a few other guys. He encouraged them one by one to finish themselves off on me and…Â
My grandparents met when they both served in the air force. My grandmother was an operator and my grandfather was trying to make a call to a friend, but back then you speak to the operator and they would connect you to the other line.
Well, my grandfather couldn't get through to…Â
Probably one of the riskiest times was in the bathroom at an international airport. I was on a layover and bored, so I opened up grindr on my phone. He was very close to me and we started chatting. Turns out we're in adjacent waiting areas so we decide to meet in the bathroom. We…Â
The night of a Taylor Swift concert an old man asked my sister if she was in town to see "Tayto Swift" so I took it upon myself to rewrite her greatest hits with bad potato puns.
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