They were just 1,000 light years away from perfection.
Dropping verbal bombs like confetti.
Time to know yourself more.
Hey there, I just found you your next vacation spots.
Only books could make people ~ feel ~ this much.
I don't know what to believe anymore.
Shout out all those who are still shit scared of nuns.
"My brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once."
They all seem to have vanished from the face of the earth.
Am I the only one who wants to get lost here?
If you're going to get drunk, let's make sure it's going to be fun.
This is one multitasking beauty product for sure.