allienorris

Both my mom and my aunts kept their married names post divorce. Hell my two aunts got divorced in the mid-late 90s, never remarried, have grown children, and STILL go by their married last names. Mom kept her married name until she remarried when I was an adult. I even had a friend… Read More

I'm wondering if the sign company made the mistake and it was too late to get a replacement or do anything besides cross out the wrong name and date.

#9 has happened to me. I turned notifications off for dating apps because I'd get five notifications a day telling me to come swipe. One guy was rude when I didn't respond within 5 minutes of sending his message. Told him that if he was gonna be like that, he could just unmatch me… Read More

Now I'm curious: what did you all THINK an epidural was?

Today we finally learned "You know I had to do it to 'em" means "You know I had to pepper spray this stalker that broke into our home."

I used to work for the clothing store Garage and you'd be surprised how many calls we'd get asking if we were *A* Garage. Like it wasn't too on the nose to be a car garage. My favorite one ever wasn't customer but corporate. Our LLC was very similar to the INC for a parent company… Read More

Mine was when they just open with "You're beautiful/hot/attractive/etc" Like thanks dude, but you're basing this off my best photographs and words of affirmation is not my love language.

Buzzfeed just guessed 14 'cuz all she said was she wrote it "freshman year," which could be 14 or 15. Guy could've still been 17 too. Not uncommon for freshmen to date seniors.

My dad was the stay at home parent so he could focus on his hobbies while spending time with me (and my mom made more anyway). How does he not realize being a SAHD allows him to focus more on his writing than if he got a job? Also as I writer, I don't spend 40 hours a week on it.… Read More

#7 is wage theft and it's 100% illegal incase anyone needs that information in their lives.