Okay hello, this is not a drill. As you likely already know, there is a Men in Black reboot coming out starring Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth, because god is real and here to support us in 2019.
Well SOUND THE FREAKIN' ALARMS because this week we got our first trailer and HOLY ACTUAL HECK, it looks amazing
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I'm convinced someone has been reading my diary and I'd honestly be more concerned if I wasn't so excited, because THIS TRAILER HAS EVERYTHING.
Tessa with a perfect lob haircut looking like an actual goddess kicking all kinds of ass? CHECK.
Chris being a goofy-goober while looking like a whole meal, sides, and a drink? DOUBLE CHECK.
An ominous, goosebumps-inducing Liam Neeson voiceover? Y'all already KNOW I'm going to say TRIPLE CHECK.
Emma Thompson as an MIB boss??? QUADRUPLE CHECK, BABIES, IT'S HAPPENING.
And Fergie's 2006 banger "London Bridge" getting the recognition and royalties it deserves in 2018??? I'VE LOST COUNT OF ALL THE CHECKS.
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Of course, I'm not the only fan losing their darn mind over this:
Wow this really has everything I want: Tessa in a suit, Emma in a suit, Tessa flirting with Emma, aliens, Chris Hemsworth, Fergie's "London Bridge" (!!??!) https://t.co/XTklrJRhnI
First Thor: Ragnarok, now this...Hollywood BETTER LEARN this team-up is all we want:
I want @TessaThompson_x and @chrishemsworth to star in every movie together. I will watch them all. https://t.co/cAXdj2U6Aq
Seriously, it turns out Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth wearing fitted suits is my whole sexual orientation, who knew???
@MenInBlack the bisexual energy emanating from this is off the charts
I think I speak for every living human being when I say:
So yeah, catch me COUNTING DOWN THE SECONDS until June 14, 2019, which honestly should be a national holiday.
