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    "Hotel Artemis" Has A Trailer And Jeff Goldblum Is In It, So Take All My Money Now

    "Rules? Without the rule-breakers, honey, where would you be?"

    I think I speak for everyone in the universe when I say we're all LIVING for Jeff Goldblum's comeback.

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    From last year's Thor: Ragnarok to this summer's Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, he's been popping up a whole bunch in the media lately, and I LOVE it (even though, real talk, he's always held a steady place in my heart).

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    Well, today we got our first look at Hotel Artemis, his newest film, and it looks ABSOLUTELY BADASS. Check out the action-packed trailer below:

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    First of all, as if Goldblum alone wasn't enough, the film also boasts an absolutely STAR-STUDDED cast:

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    The cast includes Jodie Foster, Sterling K. Brown, Sofia Boutella, Brian Tyree Henry, Jenny Slate, Zachary Quinto, Charlie Day, and Dave Bautista.

    The plot depicts the goings on in a riot-torn future Los Angeles. This constant state of violence and terror has, in turn, opened up a world of crime.

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    Foster plays "The Nurse," who runs a secret, members-only hospital for these criminals, The Hotel Artemis, which can only continue to operate under VERY strict rules.

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    However, all the rules change when a heist-gone-wrong brings a sinister mob boss knocking at their door: Enter Mr. Goldblum in some kick-ass sunnies and a blood-soaked suit.

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    I love you.

    Basically, this film looks like the DEFINITION of my ideal summer action flick, and I'm here for it ALL. DAY. LONG.

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    So you can bet your sweet butt I'll be catching all of this badassery when Hotel Artemis hits theaters June 8, 2018!

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