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The "Avengers: Endgame" Trailer Features The Saddest Loss Of All Time: Captain America's Beard

*Sarah Mclachlan's "Angel" plays softly in the distance.*

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So, unless you were part of the 50% of living creatures destroyed in Thanos' snap, you're aware that the first Avengers: Endgame trailer was released this morning.

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The trailer is, for sure, a tear-jerker. It depicts everything from Tony Stark saying goodbye to Pepper Potts, with what appears only hours left to live...

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...to what Hawkeye has been up to all of this time (which was being a badass, apparently).

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But the most tragic part of the new trailer is, BY FAR AND AWAY, the loss of Captain America's full and sexy fugitive beard:

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Seriously, what did I do to deserve this??? I've been a good person...I've eaten all my green vegetables and seen all the Marvel movies multiple times!

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Is it because Thor called him out on copying his beard? THERE'S ENOUGH ROOM FOR MULTIPLE BEARDS IN THE MCU, GUYS.

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Anyway, I'm not the only one who is in my feelings about this, as fans have A LOT to say:

the cruelest casualty of Thanos’ snap is Captain America’s beard 😭💔

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Seriously, that facial hair was one of the true highlights of 2018:

feel like pure shit just want cap's beard back

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And who shaves their beard AFTER a tragedy? Shouldn't he have grown a LARGER beard???

Steve Rogers must be the only person in the world who would shave a beard when he's extra-sad instead of growing more of one.

Basically, this proves once and for all that Thanos was truly the MAD Titan:

I will never forgive Thanos for making Cap so tramatized he shaved his beard

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"Mad" that Cap looked so good with a beard, I mean.

So, let's all raise a glass to Cap's fugitive beard. Gone too soon, but never forgotten. May this beard live eternal in my memory (in the dirty, inappropriate part of my memory).

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And IiiiiiiiEiiiiiiwillalwaysloveyouUUU.