Sorry, But Captain America's Beard Was The Most Important Part Of "Avengers: Infinity War"
Beard Cap > all other Caps. Warning: this post contains spoilers.
Listen. Avengers: Infinity War was A LOT. I saw it a week ago and I'm still processing that ending. But you know what else I'm still thinking about? CAP'S BEARD.
Like, I saw the trailer. I thought I was ready. But I was so NOT ready (I mean, I wasn't ready for literally anything in this movie, I'm a hollow husk of my former self, but let's stick with Cap's beard because it's frankly the only thing keeping me going right now hahahaaaaa).
Now, I'm not new to the Steve Rogers Appreciation Society. I'm not being dramatic when I say I would die for this man.
My #MCURewatch begins. I love Steve Rogers so much. 😭
I love Original Steve.
I really love Super Steve.
Like, a lot.
A LOT, A LOT.
Peggy Carter, a girl after my own heart.
You know what else is great? PULLING-A-HELICOPTER-OUT-OF-THE-SKY-WITH-HIS-BARE-HANDS STEVE!
Excuse me, I need a moment.
OK. Back to it. Because I also need to give a special shout out to Breaking A Log Steve.
Oh! And let's not forget Boxing Steve.
Ahem.
The point is, all Steves are Good Steves.
But Beard Steve? BEARD STEVE IS THE BEST STEVE.
LOOK AT HIM.
He is magnificent.
He is MAJESTIC.
He is HOT AF.
The beard combined with the longer hair REALLY works for him.
Just look at it in motion.
Side note: This part from the trailer wasn't even in Infinity War. Will it appear in Avengers 4? Or is it just Marvel once again tricking us? WHO EVEN CARES WHEN CAP'S HAIR AND BEARD LOOK LIKE THAT.
Look at it kicking butt in battle.
Look at it taking on Thanos with the help of those helicopter-stopping, log-breaking hands.
Let's not dwell on this bit too much though, because I'm still reeling from what happened next.
Look at it hugging Bucky.
Again, can't dwell, I'M CRYING.
Look at it hanging in Wakanda with T'Challa.
Oh god IT HURTS. But also, oh that soft, soft beard, I want to nestle in it.
Even Thor noticed the magic of Cap's beard.
Meanwhile Thor's incredible hotness in this movie is a whole other thing and this scene between the two of them was ICONIC.
Basically, Beard Steve is VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
And I'm far from being the only one...
I regret to inform you that we cannot have a meaningful discussion about Infinity War because once Cap came out with that beard I passed out & missed the rest of the movie
saw infinity war for the second time and I just have to say that Cap’s beard looks ridiculously soft. like i just wanna run my hands through it. also I bet he smells amazing.
Infinity War broke me. Beard cap is best cap don't even @ me
cap with a beard could raw me
me suddenly remembering cap's beard 8 hours after walking out of the theater
Here's hoping for MORE BEARD CAP IN THE FUTURE.
And also for the last 20 minutes of Infinity War to be reversed and for Thanos to take his giant purple testicular face and rot in hell forever.
Good day.
