So, uh, yeah...ICYMI, Batman doesn't give head, I guess?
This all started when Variety reported that DC Comics specifically asked the writers behind the Harley Quinn animated series to cut a scene in which the caped crusader was performing oral sex on Catwoman.
DC asked the #HarleyQuinn team to remove a scene from Season 3 in which Batman performs oral sex on Catwoman. Why? "Heroes don't do that" @justin_halpern @PMSchumacker https://t.co/BSpuc1rjKE
The amount of "pussy" puns in that scene were probably infinite, and now we'll never get to hear them!!! Thanks a lot, DC!!!
1. This villain origin story:
I guess we know Catwoman's villain origin story now.... https://t.co/MNc5iG2yX5
2. This summation of everyone's reactions:
“They cut the scene where Batman eats out Catwoman-“ The tl:
3. This new meme use:
#batman Best meme to come from the Batman/Catwoman scandal....
4. Oh, and this one, too:
Batman has moved into aggressive negotiations
5. This Catwoman concern:
6. This perfect assessment:
of COURSE billionaire Batman rejects the only ethical consumption under capitalism
7. This helpful explanation from The Daily Show:
Of course Batman goes down. Why do you think his mask ends at his nose?
8. This accidental commentary on the genre at large:
I feel like "Batman is allowed to fuck but he's not allowed to be good at it" is like comically on the nose for how the people who run these franchises operate https://t.co/KuNmcbDUAw
9. This DJ Khaled crossover:
Batman is DJ Khaled confirmed.
10. This confident screech:
11. This perfect depiction:
thank you DC for making this Batman moment possible
12. This alternative suggestion:
what if catwoman pegged batman instead
13. This expertly made diagram:
Here's what I have to add to today's Batman discourse
14. This excellent question:
If Batman doesn’t eat pussy then wtf are these handles for???
15. This mask design:
Of course Batman eats pussy, why tf else would he cut his mask like that
16. This excused behavior:
17. This parental disappointment:
Thomas and Martha Wayne in heaven watching us discuss Batman performing oral sex
18. This news-breaker:
Me Getting ready to explain the batman oral sex discourse to my partner.
19. This descent in ranks:
Looks like Batman is moving down in the ranks.
20. This Bo Burnham throwback:
21. And finally — this simple, but much-needed reassurance from someone who would know best:
ive written Batman and he does
