Yes, These Things Actually Happen In "Gods Of Egypt"

    Alex Proyas's fantasy of ancient Egypt is 2016's first big bomb. Sometimes it's a glorious trainwreck — and sometimes it's a genuinely infuriating one.

    1. Gerard Butler just goes with the Scottish accent.

    2. The actors playing the gods have all been sized up by 80%.

    3. The Earth is flat.

    4. Geoffrey Rush lives on a space boat and fights a chaos worm.

    5. There's an ancient Egyptian skyscraper.

    6. It features people of color, but almost none of them get to speak.