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1. A 2-in-1 vibrator that simulates the feeling of licking and sucking, and will give your poor partner's neck a break. It may be tiny, but reviewers say that its tongue moves at lightning speed to deliver maximum pleasure.
2. A 50 Shades of Grey rabbit vibe that'll allow you to play out your Christian Grey fantasies IRL (Jamie Dornan is not included, my sincerest apologies). It has a pulsating head, ears that flick, and can thrust away for a whole hour when fully charged.
3. This waterproof air pulse massager that'll make your next trip to the tub a good one. It has five levels of intensity and will fit comfortably in the palm of your hand.
4. This bestselling clitoral sucking vibrator that'll rock your world with its ten suction and vibration patterns. Reviewers say that it can be a little tricky to find the right spot if you've never used a device like this before, but once you do, the feeling is absolutely bananas.
5. Give yourself the gift of back-to-back orgasms next year with the legendary Satisfyer Pro 2. It simulates oral sex by using a pressure vacuum and vibrations, and reviewers are obsessed with how it can go from gentle to earth shattering with the touch of a button.
6. Or, if you want to level up, the new and improved Satisfyer Pro 3 which uses the same pressure-wave technology to simulate oral sex. It has 11 toe-curling intensity settings that'll make you forget all your problems and feel like you've gone to heaven.
7. A tiny bullet vibrator that's under $15, but performs like a million bucks. Sometimes good things really do come in small packages, y'all.
8. A flexible penis dildo that feels like the real deal and can be suctioned onto almost any surface. Reviewers say it's the perfect size (it's 8.27 inches) and really hits the spot.
9. If you want to put a little motion in your ocean, this remote-controlled vibrating dildo with eight orgasm-inducing speeds to choose from. It can suction to almost any hard surface for hands-free fun and reviewers say the heating function is awesome, if you're a fan of temperature play.
10. A beginner-friendly trio of vibrating butt plugs that'll have your booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere. It comes with a remote control and a bullet vibrator for good measure.
11. A C-shaped gadget that has ten settings and can be remote-controlled from up to ten metres away. Reviewers are into how versatile this toy is and love how it can be used to elevate a ton of different positions.
12. A double-sided jelly dildo, so that you and your partner can get your rocks off at the same time (sharing is caring). Reviewers love how it's simultaneously firm and flexible, and that it doesnβt have the plastic-y smell that many jelly toys do.
13. A high-frequency vibrator that'll flick that bean like never before with its oscillating antenna. You can also flip it and reverse it, using the wide end to get all up in you and target your G-spot. Reviewers say it's super powerful and even puts some of their luxury sex toys to shame.
14. A vibrating ring that'll keep your dong dancin', so your partner will never get bored. It has ten different pulsations and vibrations to choose from, and a remote that'll save you from fiddling around when you want to switch gears.
15. A crystal dildo that could probably be mistaked for a Sailor Moon cosplay wand. If you want to shake things up, it can be cooled or warmed with water for temperature play.
16. A remote-controlled vibrating egg that will shake and quake you all the way to climax without making a peep (essential if you have roommates). Reviewers say it's surprisingly powerful for its size, so get ready to rumble.
17. This simple, yet effective massage wand that can also be used to knead out aches and pains. It has eight speeds and 20 patterns to choose from, so you're bound to find some that suit your vibe.
18. This curvy little number that'll hit all your sweet spots at the same time, giving you a one-way ticket to Pleasuretown. It has ten different vibrations patterns to choose from, so you'll never get bored.
19. A textured finger massager with nine vibration patterns that'll basically give you the Midas touch of sex (hello, who doesn't want that?). It's remote controlled and has a curved tip that targets the G-spot, so you won't have to put in any extra work.
20. A confetti dildo that'll make every day feel like your birthday. It's both firm and flexible and can be suctioned onto most smooth surfaces, if you're playing solo and need a little assistance.
21. A dual-ended vibrator that can be used anywhere on your body and will get you going in no time. Reviewers love how creative they can get with it and say that its seven speeds are super powerful.
22. A curved rabbit vibrator with a thrusting shaft and vibrating bunny ears to diddle your Skittle. Reviewers love that it hits all their hot spots at once and keeps them guessing with different patterns.
23. A clitoral vibrator that'll get you through a dry spell with, like, zero effort. It has four speed settings, two pulsation modes, and has enough juice for four hours of fun.
24. This pear-shaped wonder that'll give you an orgasm, without even touching your body. It uses sorcery (also known as air pulse technology) to rev you up, and changes its rhythm every time you use it so you'll never get bored.
25. A fancy stainless steel vibrator that's totally inconspicuous and pretty enough to be worn as jewelry. Can any of your other necklaces give you an orgasm? I think not.
26. A Womanizer wand that uses air technology to bless you with some wild orgasms. It has eight levels of intensity and reviewers say it works its magic in seconds and can get them to climax multiple times in a single sesh.
27. A Fleshlight, if you need to get your pickle tickled, but are tired of jerkin' the gherkin with your own hand. Don't stress about size β the suction head and can be tightened or loosened to fit you like a glove.
28. Or this Tenga masturbation sleeve that does the same job, but looks like a real work of art. The spiral loosens and tightens as you do your business, giving you an added dose of frisky fun.
29. This bulbous four-speed vibrator that doesn't need any bells or whistles to get you goin'. Its head is shaped like a tennis ball and is bound to get you in the game every time you use it.
30. Or this more budget-friendly vibe that offers the same perks in a smaller package. It has ten speeds and is totally waterproof, so you can bring it outside the boudoir.
31. And finally, a bottle of water-based lube to make sure everything goes smoothly when the fun begins. To quote Sebastian the crab, "Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me."
2021 is lookin' sexy.
