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1. A magical unicorn horn that'll help you fulfill your freakiest fantasies. It's over 10 inches long and is textured to make your erotic experiences even more pleasurable.
2. A legendary Satisfyer Pro 2 that's garnered a reputation for its orgasm-inducing talents. It simulates oral sex with air pulsations and vibrations and reviewers are obsessed with how it can go from gentle to earth shattering with the touch of a button.
3. Or, if you want to level up, the new and improved Satisfyer Pro 3 which uses the same pressure-wave technology to simulate oral sex. It has 11 toe-curling intensity settings that'll make you forget all your problems and feel like you've gone to heaven for a hot sec.
4. A tiny bullet vibrator that's under $20, but performs like a million bucks. Sometimes good things really do come in small packages, y'all.
5. A 50 Shades of Grey rabbit vibe that'll allow you to play out your Christian Grey fantasies IRL (Jamie Dornan is not included, my sincerest apologies). It has a pulsating head, ears that flick, and can thrust away for a whole hour when fully charged.
6. A double-sided jelly dildo so you and your partner can get your rocks off at the same time (sharing is caring). Reviewers love how it's simultaneously firm and flexible, and that it doesn’t have the plastic-y smell that many jelly toys do.
7. A textured toy that'll do what no classic rabbit or wand can do. It has ten speeds to choose from and is designed to act like a tongue to really enhance your experience. Orgasms, ahoy!
8. An OG Magic Wand because you don't need to mess with perfection. It's been on the market for over 50 years and reviewers are obsessed with how powerful it is.
9. A confetti dildo that'll make every day feel like your birthday. It's both firm and flexible and can be suctioned onto most smooth surfaces (if you're playing solo and need a little assistance).
10. A C-shaped gadget that has ten settings and can be remote-controlled from up to ten metres away. Reviewers are into how versatile this toy is and love how it can be used to elevate a ton of different positions.
11. A beginner-friendly trio of vibrating butt plugs that'll have your booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere in 2022. It comes with a remote control and a bullet vibrator for good measure.
12. Or a set of silicone butt plugs that come in various sizes so you can train your way up. Reviewers describe them as firm, yet flexible and say they're easy to clean (especially in comparison to beads).
13. A warming rabbit vibrator that'll heat things up in your bedroom (literally). It has dual-motors, offers ten vibration patterns, and will drive you straight to pleasure town. Honestly, if that doesn't put the "oh" in orgasm for you, I don't know what will.
14. A discreet wearable vibrator with a remote control that'll slide right into your undies. Reviewers say it has really spiced things up with their partners and love that it isn't bulky or uncomfortable to wear for longer periods of time.
15. A crystal dildo that could probably be mistaken for a Sailor Moon cosplay wand. If you want to shake things up, it can be cooled or warmed with water for temperature play.
16. A fancy stainless steel vibrator that's totally inconspicuous and pretty enough to be worn as jewellery. Can any of your other necklaces give you an orgasm? I think not.
17. This 3-in-1 rabbit with a thrusting shaft, vibrating bunny ears, and jiggling beads that can really do it all. Reviewers love that it hits all their hot spots at once and that it keeps them guessing with different patterns.
18. A penguin pal that looks downright adorable but will get all sorts of nasty with you in the sheets. Reviewers say it simulates oral sex like nothing else and love that it doesn't look as intimidating as other models.
19. This simple, yet effective massage wand that can also be used to knead out aches and pains. It has eight speeds and 20 patterns to choose from so you're bound to find some that suit your ~interests~.
20. An eight-speed colourful mini bullet that you can hide in plain sight with your makeup collection. Lipstick or vibrator? Only you will know.
21. This curvy little number that'll hit all your sweet spots at the same time, giving you a one-way ticket to Pleasuretown. It has ten different vibrations patterns to choose from so you'll never get bored.
22. A sonic wave massager that looks shockingly similar to an ocarina and will make you feel like you've just been blessed by a fairy (have I been playing too much Zelda? Probably). Reviewers say it's easy to control, charges super fast, and always gets their toes curling.
23. A Womanizer wand that'll use air technology to bless you with some seriously wild orgasms. Reviewers say it works its wonders in seconds and can get them to climax multiple times in a single sesh.
24. A Fleshlight if you need to get your pickle tickled, but are tired of jerkin' the gherkin with your own hand. Don't stress about size — the suction head and can be tightened or loosened to fit you like a glove.
25. An eco-friendly pear-shaped wonder that's made of biodegradable, zero-waste materials so you won't have to mess with Mother Nature to get your rocks off. Reviewers love that they can set it to autopilot for a fun, unpredictable sesh.
26. A simple model that proves that not every sex toy needs a ton of bells and whistles to be effective. Reviewers say it's firm, but flexible and that the textured shaft makes the experience even better.
Enjoy, my friends!
