My favorite part of Architectural Digest's Open Door tours is when celebrities tell us how to use a room that virtually all of us already know how to use.
But there's one room in almost every tour that comes without any explanation of how to use it: the bathroom.
Bathrooms are where parents hide from their kids, introverts escape crowded parties, and many a hypothetical argument is won in the shower. But most importantly, bathrooms are where everyone poops.
So, I watched every Architectural Digest Open Door and ranked all 133 celebrity bathrooms from best to worst — based on style, vibes, and the ultimate metric: "Would I poop in here?"
🚽 Starting with the crème de la crème:
1. Bryce Dallas Howard's guest bath
2. Daveed Diggs and Emmy Raver-Lampman's powder room
3. Jennifer Aniston's primary bath
4. Rita Ora's attic bathroom
5. Vanessa Hudgens's powder room
6. Meg Ryan's primary bath
7. Justina Blakeney's primary bath
8. Nina Dobrev's primary bath
9. Naomi Campbell's guest bath
10. Liv Tyler's primary bath
11. Demi Lovato's powder room
12. Troye Sivan's sister's bathroom
13. Liv Tyler's hall bath
14. Jared and Genevieve Padalecki’s primary bath
15. Vanessa Carlton's guest bath
16. Cara and Poppy Delevingne's powder room
17. Lance Armstrong's primary bath
18. Lance Armstrong's basement bathroom
19. Hilary Duff's daughter's bathroom
20. Molly Sims's primary bath
21. JJ Redick's wife's primary bath
22. Robert Downey Jr.'s primary bath
23. JJ Redick's powder room
24. Chelsea Handler's primary bath
25. Ariel Fulmer and Ned Fulmer's guest bath
26. Jesse Tyler Ferguson's pool house bath
27. Tan France's husband's bathroom
28. J Balvin's primary bath
29. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard's primary bath
30. Tan France's bathroom
🚽🚽 Then, we have the "nice, but nothing special" bathrooms:
31. Liv Tyler's guest bath
32. Hilary Duff's son's bathroom
33. Rainn Wilson's primary bath
34. Ariel Fulmer and Ned Fulmer's primary bath
35. David Dobrik's primary bath
36. Scott Disick's powder room
37. Alessandra Ambrosio's pool house bathroom
38. John Legend and Chrissy Teigen’s primary bath
39. Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber's primary bath
40. Mark Ronson's powder room
41. Jesse Tyler Ferguson's primary bath
42. Michael Kors's powder room
43. G-Eazy's primary bath
44. Tommy Hilfiger's primary bath
45. Troye Sivan's primary bath
46. Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent's primary bath
47. Kacey Musgraves's guest bath
48. Matty Matheson's restaurant bathroom
49. Cara Delevingne's primary bath
50. Jessica Alba's primary bath
51. Ellen Pompeo's primary bath
52. Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent's primary bath
53. Taylor Hill's primary bath
54. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard's guest bath
55. Bryce Dallas Howard's powder room
56. Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent's daughter's dollhouse bathroom
57. John Legend and Chrissy Teigen’s guest bath
58. Jesse Tyler Ferguson's powder room
59. David Harbour's primary bath
60. Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent's powder room
61. Hannah Bronfman and Brendan Fallis's primary bath
62. Mark Ronson's primary bath
63. Hilary Swank's primary bath
64. Jared and Genevieve Padalecki’s powder room
65. Bryce Dallas Howard's primary bath
🚽🚽🚽 Moving on to the "extremely dark, all marble, and/or needlessly large" bathrooms:
66. Kirsten Dunst's primary bath
67. John Legend and Chrissy Teigen’s primary bath
68. Cara Delevingne's powder room
69. Kirsten Dunst's hall bath
70. Aaron Paul's primary bath
71. Lily Aldridge's primary bath
72. Jensen and Denneel Ackles's basement powder room
73. Ashley Tisdale's primary bath
74. Misty Copeland's guest bath
75. Kacey Musgraves's primary bath
76. Binging with Babish's primary bath
77. Emma Chamberlain's pool house bathroom
78. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau's primary bath
79. Ashley Tisdale's primary bath
80. Gwyneth Paltrow's powder room
81. Sienna Miller's cottage bathroom
82. Jesse Tyler Ferguson's primary bath
83. Zedd's primary bath
84. Vanessa Carlton's primary bath
85. Aaron Paul's guest bath
86. Nicole Scherzinger's primary bath
87. Michael Kors's primary bath
88. Jesse Tyler Ferguson's powder room
89. Jensen and Danneel Ackles's primary bath
90. Kendall Jenner's primary bath
🚽🚽🚽🚽 Uh oh, we've reached the dreaded "why on earth would someone want to do this??" section:
91. Tommy Hilfiger's primary bath
92. Ellen Pompeo's primary bath
93. Tommy Hilfiger's guest bath
94. Alexandre de Betak's primary bath
95. Neil Patrick Harris's primary bath
96. Nyjah Huston's primary bath
97. Scott Disick's primary bath
98. Ricky Martin's primary bath
99. Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo's primary bath
100. Connor McDavid's primary bath
101. Naomi Campbell's guest house bath
102. Emma Chamberlain's primary bath
103. Troye Sivan's wine cellar-turned-bathroom
104. Tyrese Gibson's primary bath
105. Bretman Rock's primary bathroom
106. Kendall Jenner's powder room
107. Cara Delevingne's powder room
108. Zedd's brother's bathroom
109. Demi Lovato's primary bath
110. Connor McDavid's guest bath
111. Jennifer Aniston's powder room
112. JJ Redick's primary bath
113. Aaron Paul's powder room
114. Hilary Duff's primary bath
115. Zachary Quinto's primary bath
🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽 And finally, the truly irredeemable bathrooms straight out of my nightmares:
116. Emma Chamberlain's powder room
117. G-Eazy's powder room
118. Kris Jenner's powder room
119. Robert Downey Jr.'s powder room
120. The Try Guys studio and office bathroom
121. Cara Delevingne's primary bath
122. Scottie Pippen's primary bath
123. Scottie Pippen's basement bathroom
124. Zachary Quinto's powder room
125. J Balvin's guest bath
126. G-Eazy's studio bath
127. Vanessa Hudgens's primary bath
128. J Balvin's powder room
129. Peyton List's primary bath
130. Tate Taylor’s primary bath
131. Rita Ora's literal en suite bathroom
132. Sienna Miller's guest house bathroom
133. Jared and Genevieve Padalecki’s daughter's changing table
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