when I was little I asked my mom what fuck meant. She got flustered and told me that it was a bad word for when a woman gets pregnant. In hindsight I know what she was trying to do but between the ages of 5 and 8, every time I saw a pregnant woman I would tell whoever was listening…
I walked into school in fourth grade when I got my first pimple and went up to my teacher and said “ms. Ring, I’m going through poverty!” And obviously I meant puberty. I’ll never forget that one.
I was at a Jewish sleep away camp getting a tour from the rabbi and camp director and it was super muddy. I had to lift my feet really high and I said “it feels like I’m goose stepping.” And then I realized that in fact I am a gigantic asshole.
I used noom and focused more on eating fruits and vegetables instead of anything processed. Pro tip: frozen grapes are a pretty good substitute for an ice pop. I also found a type of exercise that I loved and stuck with it. But notice that I look pretty happy in both pictures, and…
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