If you forget the date, read the damn invitation. That's literally what it's for. And oh, you want to bring a date? Sorry, no. Not spending hundreds on strangers who couldn't pick my future husband and I out of a lineup.
You should probably seek therapy if you're so germaphobic that you can't even bring yourself to briefly touch another person's hand. How do you even go out in public?
*i* never said she stole my money = someone else said it
I *never* said she stole my money = emphasis on never
I never *said* she stole my money = but I did write it down
I never said *she* stole my money = someone else stole it
I never said she *stole* my money = I gave it to…
Okay, most of these are vile, but chocolate and jalapeño is a damn good combination, and you can pry my croissant donuts out of my cold, dead, sugary hands.
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