Don’t worry if you forgot everything you learned in Spanish class. These songs could get a deaf person pumped through sheer force of energia.
While the rest of the world is busy learning English in addition to their various official languages, many of us native English-speakers know nothing about some of the most widely spoken languages in the world. Prepare to be smothered with knowledge!
“Woe to you, Parking Enforcement Officers! You travel over land and sea to write a single parking ticket. You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?”
Imagine walking around feeling inspired all the time, inspiring everyone within striking distance of that twinkle in your eye, and breathing inspiration into every hopelessly negative situation you encounter. Think how obnoxious and irritating you’d be to all the cynics you know. How great would that be?
It’s not all boring music that puts old people to sleep and helps you study. There’s a reason this music has been performed for centuries. And if I can’t convince you, this certainly will.
Seoul is an amazing place to spend some time, if you don’t mind living a stone’s throw away from North Korea’s evil dictator, part-time Cartman-impersonator, and hyphen-enthusiast Kim Jong-un.
Experiencing unemployment is a lot like going through the 5 stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance. The only difference is that when you’re unemployed, these stages occur in reverse order.