The Life Cycle Of An L.A. Parking Enforcement Officer

“Woe to you, Parking Enforcement Officers! You travel over land and sea to write a single parking ticket. You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?” -Matthew 23:40

Has anyone else noticed that 99.8% of parking enforcement officers seem to be the scowling, hideous spawn of Satan’s anus? They don’t actually start out that way. They start out as normal, average looking people.

“I’m unemployed and the only things I’m good at are driving white Priuses and being a douchebag. I guess there’s only one future for me…”

“First day on the job! Golly, this soul-sucking occupation sure is exciting.”

One week later. And for the rest of eternity.

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