If you love your mom, you'll want to listen to this with her.

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

Who shot who in the what now?

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

Let's get rid of the girl-on-girl crime.

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

Girls who make good life decisions need not apply.

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

Who knew Arthur got you so well?

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

Just let us live, eh?

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

If you don't get the answer you want, just take out the game and blow on it.

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

Are you interesting enough to appear on syndicated reruns 4-5 times a day?

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

Are you outrageously offensive or ridiculously sarcastic?

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

Dating lines have never been blurrier, so let us tell you whether your situation is most likely a casual fling or if you have a significant other on your hands.

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

Because we all know you don't mess with Ocarina of Time. It's a serious thing.

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

Do you lead a semi-charmed life, or are you a loser, baby?

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

Can you tell which are super tough band names, and which are passionate romance novels?

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

Can you earn an A+++, or are you in the unmistakable cone of ignorance?

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

Do you live in "Toronno" or "The 6ix"?

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

Yes, these existed.

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

I mean, have you ever seen them in the same room?

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

Wanna go to Cold Tea?

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

The TTC is an enemy to us all...

Alex Payne • 3 years ago

You don't have to admit it, but you know deep down that this is you.

Alex Payne • 3 years ago