23 Signs You Are Still Obsessed With "Gossip Girl"

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell.

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1. You still categorize the people you know as "Chucks," "Dans," "Nates," "Serenas," and so forth.

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If you ever meet a Nate, marry him. And if you ever meet a Vanessa, run away.

4. You either dream of having or already have had lunch on the steps of the Met.

And everyone who sat below you was a peasant.

13. Your knowledge of the New York social scene is completely informed by whether or not they were mentioned in an episode.

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Like when Patrick McMullan had an entire episode revolve around his photographs. That's when you know you've made it.

15. You still think that the Empire Hotel must be the coolest place in the whole world.

But... but that's where Chuck lives!

16. You subtly name-drop Lincoln Hawk as one of your "fav bands" to see if anyone notices.

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As far as fake 90's band names go, it's pretty darn convincing.

18. Every Thanksgiving, you hold out the hope that some life-changing event will happen to your family but it's always super normal and that bothers you.

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No full-on family blowout? No kiss and make up at a diner on the Upper East Side? No waffles?

23. And of course, you view Leighton Meester and Adam Brody's wedding as the ultimate Gossip Girl/The OC crossover episode come to life.