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    51 Badass Blair Waldorf Quotes For Every "Gossip Girl" Fan To Learn By Heart

    She's the best of the best. She's Blair Waldorf.

    Blair Waldorf came into our lives in 2007 through The CW's drama Gossip Girl. Whether you like her not, Blair is a girl boss and has given us plenty of quotable quotes.

    Blair writing on a writing pad and smiling

    1. "You need to be cold to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart, and she got her head chopped off."

    2. "The most important parties to attend are the ones you aren't invited to."

    3. "We make our own fairytales."

    4. "Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I’m yours."

    5. "Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop."

    6. "You fought for me all year, I've come to fight for you. You said I always bet against you, but this time I'm all in."

    7. "Feelings never do make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started."

    8. "Forget boys. Keep your eyes on the prize."

    9. "You deserve someone who would move mountains for you if he had to."

    10. "The worst thing you've ever done, the darkest thought you've ever had, I will stand by you through anything."

    11. "Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen."

    12. "When and if we end up together, it has to be as equals."

    13. "Just because we can’t be together doesn’t mean I don’t love you."

    14. "I can’t deny that our path has been complicated, but in the end, love makes everything simple."

    15. "What we have is a great love. It’s complicated. Intense. All-consuming. No matter what we do and how much we fight, it’ll always pull us in."

    16. "Nothing’s holding me back anymore. I know what I want, and I’m gonna get it."

    17. “I don’t need a boyfriend to be fulfilled.”

    18. "He ended up treating me like something he owned instead of something he earned."

    19. "Don’t act like I didn’t fight for you. I did. Hard. For a long time. So, please, forgive me if now that we’re over, I’m exhausted."

    20. "What can I say? He brings out the worst in me. And weirdly, I bring out the best, the very best in him."

    21. "We all try on old clothes from time to time, and we might even be surprised when they still fit, but that doesn't mean we should wear them again, ever."

    22. "You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you."

    23. "What I want is to become a powerful woman."

    24. "I lost my true self, but I want to be found."

    25. "Well, here’s my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas."

    26. "I would never put my fate in someone else’s hands."

    27. "If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris."

    28. "We can't let the men of our past define us."

    29. "If you go back with an uncertain heart, there will be drama and disaster for all."

    30. "Not everyone can be."

    31. "She likes to see the best in people. I like to see the truth."

    32. "People don’t write sonnets about being compatible or novels about shared life goals and stimulating conversation. The great loves are the crazy ones."

    33. "TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS!"

    34. "You can’t wear such a beautiful shoe if there’s even a hint of a sprinkle outside."

    35. "Life is tough, Serena. Just get a helmet."

    36. "I have an idea for you: Quit. Let’s go to lunch."

    37. "I don't need friends, I need more champagne."

    38. "Maybe I am a total bitch. Did you ever think about that?"

    39. "I'm gonna kiss somebody someday. And when I do, it'll be for me."

    40. "Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish."

    41. "You have to decide what's important. Keeping your pride and getting nothing...or taking a risk and maybe, maybe having everything."

    42. "They're all good men before something happens to them. Some of them stay good."

    43. "The most important thing in a relationship is trust. After sex. And hygiene. And earning potential."

    44. "It was once said that a person's eyes are the windows to their soul. That was before people had cell phones."

    45. "As long as I am with you, I'm Hillary in the White House. And I Want to be Hillary, Secretary of State. Except with better hair."

    46. "Things are never as bad as you think."

    47. "Great leaders only need three hours of sleep."

    48. "Can you make sure they don’t seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she’s a giraffe."

    49. "Don’t go all Notebook on me. Not now. I need you."

    50. "A hot lifeguard is like Kleenex — use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!"

    51. "Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass."